I Got Games!

Did it hurt? When God threw you out of Heaven?

Greetings from Skeinbraunner!

That's how I describe basketball.

All I do is smoke weed aaaaaaalllll daaaaay, bruh! Not really, I'm high on Jesus.

Then no.

Hot Pockets

Death pockets!

Missed Opportunities

Cities in Virginia

It's really nice this time of year.

Armenians

I don't even know what was going on here. I just saw Armenians and went into a blind rage.

It's over

I thought I was talking to MC Hammer.

Bluegrass

Unfortunately, they've recently taken this amazing site down, so no one will be able to hear hoursandhoursofawesomebluegrass.

Frontin'

Here you Katy and Chels.

Knock, Knock...joke?

Get it?

Weird

I guess it would.

Actually, I'm from Right Ventricle, Texas. I'm just too ashamed to admit it.

Random Invention

I think it would sell pretty well.

Cruising cyberspace

This person didn't share my enthusiasm for the Information Superhighway!!!

Rock Opera

I knew I should have gone with Golden Grahams.

OKLAHOMA!!! Get out your reading glasses.

All real Oklahoma natives! Can't guarantee the accuracy of their occupations though. I was using Wikipedia.

Tension in the East Part 2

This seems a little mean. I'll talk to Janlap's parents soon about their racism.

Tension in the East Part 1

To be continued...

They weren't up to the challenge.

Loser.

Do you like Harry Potter?

Harry Potter fans sure are an angry bunch.

I need to take care of their own part 2

This is the continuation of a post from two days ago.

God Bless You.

No, I just sneeze a lot.

Racist?

Racist.

MY COUSIN VINNY!!!!

True story.

I need to take care of their own.

To Be Continued

It's fun to say bad words.

POOPYFAAAAACE!!!!! Glad I got that out of my system.

Terse...No Smarties

Sometimes chatting with random strangers is like beautiful poetry. This isn't one of those times.

Rape Prank

I"m glad I got disconnected. I think this guy was some kind of rapist.

Mind Conversation

We totally did.

Italian Dads

I didn't know that there were any earthquakes in Italy, but I called their bluff. Thank goodness I have Gianni and Gilio.

My English is Pour

She disconnected after this. Turns out she was faking being Asian so she wouldn't have to talk to me anymore. The same thing happened with my last 3 girlfriends.

Do You Like Puppets?

Evidently not.

The name was a turnoff...

This person evidently hated the name Elenore. That is the only explanation. Or perhaps he was hurt long ago by a spry, young diner waitress who stole his heart, broke him, and left him with only a memory and a name tag reading "Elenore." And an employee of the month plaque.

I'm Sorry You're So Gangster

I'm not sure if this person was apologetic because they had to go or because they didn't know what I was talking about.

Welcome to ...And Running with Scissors

Hello everybody,
My name is Jordan. I just found a site called omegle.com that allows you to chat with complete strangers anonymously. Naturally, I decided to see how I could use it to amuse myself. So this blog will mostly consist of screenshots from some interesting conversations I've had already. Many of them while playing a game I like to call "How many posts before they disconnect." Feel free to send in screenshots of your own conversations like this one:











I look forward to it.